Fuelled by (possibly fermented) Kool-Aid: Here are six absolutely bulletproof, bandwagon-confirmed reasons why Nebraska is bringing the trophy home.
The new coaching staff has a "secret sauce" strategy that will leave the rest of the Big Ten completely bewildered.
We've been "almost there" for so long that statistically, the universe is legally obligated to give us the trophy.
That one new transfer is basically a cheat code in human form. He's the next Tom Osborne!
The energy in Lincoln is so intense it will literally intimidate the football into the endzone.
If you squint hard enough and ignore the top 5 teams, the schedule is basically a cakewalk.
I've seen it in a fermented vision, and the vibes are simply too immaculate to be wrong.